apéritif » pink + blue
according to physics, nothing ever quite touches. when you lay your hand on something, there is a microscopic amount of space between the atoms of your hand and whatever you’re touching. so no, officer, technically i’m not jacking off right now
someone accidentally dropped a camera out of a plane and it’s I think my favourite film now
Always remember your kid’s name. Always remember where you put your kid. Don’t let your kid drive until their feet can reach the pedals. Use the right size diapers… for yourself. And when in doubt, make funny faces.
Hallstatt, Austria | by: [Shihan Shan]
Parks and Recreation - Ben and the Iron Throne (Deleted Scene)
to the window
to the wall
to the trash where i belong
the magic begins: Most powerful quotes (1/3)
“I DON’T CARE!” Harry yelled at them, snatching up a lunascope and throwing it into the fireplace. “I’VE HAD ENOUGH, I’VE SEEN ENOUGH, I WANT OUT, I WANT IT TO END, I DON’T CARE ANYMORE!” “You do care,” said Dumbledore. He had not flinched or made a single move to stop Harry demolishing his office. His expression was calm, almost detached. “You care so much you feel as though you will bleed to death with the pain of it.”
Thorin, son of Thrain, son of Thror, king under the mountain.Oh, but I’m forgetting, you don’t have a mountain, and you’re not a king, which makes you nobody, really.